Enter
any convenience store in the United States and you'll quickly spot an
array of so-called foods that could have come straight off the request
list on Lil' Bow Wow's concert rider (I did not make this up. The young
rapper's contract states that he must have the following foods
backstage: Twizzlers, Doritos, Sprite, Starbursts, Hawaiian Punch and
orange soda). But hey, Bow Wow's no worse than Britney, Christina or any
teen in any mall anywhere in America. Or their parents.
Snack food in America seems to become more horrible
with every passing year. Here's my list of the worst snack foods of all
time. (But be forewarned: This list could become outdated the minute the
food industry introduces yet another must-have concoction of sugar,
chemicals, colouring and grease to add pounds to your waistline while
adding nothing to your nutrition.)
1. French Fries
Don't be reassured by the fact that McDonald's is changing its cooking
oil. French fries are still starchy white potatoes cooked in hot fat and
flavoured with chemicals and sugar. Possibly the worst snack food on the
planet.
2. Doughnuts
Fried bread. Need I say more? And if that wasn't bad enough, add a
sugary cream filling and a glaze of more sugar on top. Any questions?
3. Chips (Potato or Corn)
These are really just a packaged version of French fries (see #1).
However, you can do damage control on this one by switching to baked
blue corn chips, available in health food stores. It's still not real
food, but it beats the 7-Eleven version any day.
4. Soda Pop
And sorry, this includes the diet kind. Absolutely nothing of any value
here, and a whole lot of chemicals to boot.
5. Cupcakes and Snack Cakes
The creamy filling is fake whipped cream, and the rest of it is sugar,
flour and flavouring. You've gotta be kidding.
6. Candy Bars
You might squeeze a gram or two of protein out of the nuts in some of
them, but by and large they're a sugar orgy and a nutrition nightmare.
Again, you can move slightly up the food chain by switching to one of
the "energy" bars. Most are just candy bars disguised as health food but
they often have 1/3 less calories, quite a bit more protein and a bit
less fat. Don't confuse them with real food though.
7. Pork Rinds
Fried pork skin. Not a good thing!
8. Fat-Free Cookies
These are even more insidious because they pretend to be healthy.
Remember, fat-free doesn't equal calorie free. Betcha can't eat just
one!
9. Crackers
Trans-fats anyone? Most crackers are loaded with 'em. Read your labels
carefully to find the few that aren't.
10. Pretzels
Surprise, surprise. Remember, just because something doesn't have fat
doesn't make it good. This is just white flour, water and sugar
masquerading as a healthy snack. Fuggedaboutit.
Runner up: Those creamy, carmelly, coconutty coffee
mocha-latte-frappe drinks that are taking over the universe. I love my
Starbucks too, but 20 ounces of caffeine, sugar, whipped cream and milk
taken once or twice a day does not a lean waistline make!